What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:50

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper